Doctor and Engineer who is very smart ?

Once a DOCTOR and an ENGINEER entered a chocolate store...

As they were busy looking around, Engineer stole 3 chocolate bars...

As they left the store, Engineer said to Doctor : "Man! I'm the best thief ever, I stole 3 chocolates and no one saw me. You can't beat that"

Doctor replied: "You wanna see something better? Let's go back to the shop and I'll show you real stealing"

So they went to the counter and Doctor said to the Shop boy: "Do you wanna see magic..?"

The Shop boy replied: "Yes..!!!"

Doctor said: "Give me one chocolate bar!"

The shop boy gave him one, and he ate it... He asked for the second, and he ate that as well.. He asked for the third, and finished that one too...

The shop boy asked: "But where's the magic..?"

Doctor replied: "Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find them..!!!"

5 Rules of a relationship.

5 Rules of a relationship.

1. Stay Faithful.
2. Make them feel loved and wanted.
3. Respect your partner.
4. Don't flirt with others.
5. Have time for each other.

Promises you have no intentions of keeping. If you don’t have the walk to back up your talk, then don’t say it.


Hating is an emotional disease. So, to those who hate me ..