Mom Knows Everything

A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate.

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious…

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between him and his roommate than met the eye.

Reading his mom’s thoughts, his son volunteered,
“I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, we are just roommates.”

About a week later, his roommate came to him saying,
“Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the silver plate. You don’t suppose she took it, do you?”

He said, “Well, I doubt it, but I’ll email her, just to be sure.”

He sat down and wrote:

Dear Mother,

I’m not saying that you ‘did’ take the silver plate from my house, I’m not saying that you ‘did not’ take the silver plate. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love, your son.


Several days later,
he received an email from his Mother which read…

Dear Son,

I’m not saying that you ‘do’ and I’m not saying that you ‘do not’. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow.

Love, Mom.


chalikin said...

Lol! Mums got be smarter

Sangam Butt said...

Hahahahahaha great, after she was a mom.

Anonymous said...

Momz instincts never fail

Ehab Khaled said...

How clever is the inner feeling of the mother
this is the insight

Anonymous said...

Its all about intelligance

Rajeeev Sawant said...

Hats off to all d moms...u all are great...

Anonymous said...

Love u mom....... No wonder the saying is true that god cant b everywhere so he created mother

Anonymous said...

I'm not saying he did do her. And I'm not saying he did not do her. But it's possible, as roommates that they often watched TV/movies together, and just conveniently fell asleep together after their movie :)

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